Bela Lugosi's Dead, Jim Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in the "Richard Kettlewell" journal:
February 2nd, 2009
10:53 pm

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18th century mechanical priests and the BBC necromancy department

From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/guernsey/7866103.stm:

he raised two extremely rare bronze canons, measuring 12ft (3.6m) and weighing four tonnes, which could only have belonged to the British man-of-war.

I'd not realized we'd deployed robot priests against the French prior to the Napoleonic wars.

[the Admiral's] ancestor Sir Robert Balchin said: "A piece of my family history and of national history has come alive."

...I'd also not realized that the BBC were able to interview people who'd been dead for centuries. (Unless Sir Robert has lived several times his three score and ten, that is.)


(They've fixed both mistakes now. But I saved a copy of the more amusing version.)

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July 25th, 2008
11:31 pm

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Kiss And Tell
Poll #1229691
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 44

It's in the public interest to expose the extramarital affairs (or similar) of:

View Answers

the boss of a sports organization
0 (0.0%)

a sportsman/woman
0 (0.0%)

a politician
2 (4.5%)

a politician who goes on about “traditional” morality
41 (93.2%)

a politician who uses their family in an election campaign
24 (54.5%)

a vicar
9 (20.5%)

a newspaper editor
0 (0.0%)

a newspaper editor who defends kiss-and-tell stories as being in the public interest
38 (86.4%)

an actor or actress
0 (0.0%)

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